Dear significant others: Your beloved man is as interested in putting together the new home as you are. Please, do not bogart the ability to choose the proper sofa or bathroom ceramics. Please ask him what he likes and wants, so that you both can build a better place to grow that foundation.

Or, if he’s too lazy to decide what the hell he wants or likes, head over to and check out their guide, “Guy’s Dream House” which offers an overlay to every room in the house and a simply pop-up guide to an array of furnishing options. I’m a bit bummed not to see Toto Japan’s water conserving commode on the list but I think I’ll live.

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