After yesterdays Albam related spice/race kerfuffle we thought we’d make more jokes to see if anyone’s stupid enough to call us racist, calm things down with a pair of desert boots. You can’t go wrong with sand boots and at £135, these are among the cheapest made in England desert boots you can find. We still love our Clarks, but if you want that good – some might say smug – feeling that comes from buying something made in England, you’ll have to spend a bit more. It’s worth it, honest. (Herring)

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