More often than not, we prefer that, if there be words on t-shirts, they at least offer some sense of mystery. The opposite of what we are talking about was spotted at Costco this weekend: a beefy fellow wearing a tee with a graphic representation of woman’s legs spread open to look like an M over the slogan “I’m Lovin’ It.” While there is certainly some mystery behind what that overcompensating cuss is really lovin’, the shirt itself is the antithesis of awesome.
Awesome is closer to this t-shirt from the pant perfectionists at April77 and Parisian label Noise Creation. One bears a colorful tie-dye and the word NOISE in a black box, the other sets APRIL against monochrome swirl. Both come in an ominous paper bag. Nab a mysterious bag online.