For the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire, Olivia Munn met up with David Curcurito for some “tea in a quiet corner of a hotel restaurant.” Things didn’t go quite as planned. Read an excerpt: “I grew up in a small farming town outside of Abadiania, in Brazil. Wait, no, she didn’t. She was actually born in Oklahoma and raised on a military base in Japan, and she moved around a lot. But sometimes you let the art flow over you, so I’m not about to interrupt. She goes on to say that she was born in a portal to Narnia, and her education was completely self-taught, and that her brother, who is Barack Obama, likes to draw and is really big into Call of Duty, so he’s playing that a lot.” For the complete article and additional photos head on over to esquire.com.