• Reigning Champ

    Sweatshort - Heather Copper

    Vancouver-based Reigning Champ walks the fine line between slob and athlete. Whereas the name suggests to pull yourself together and just freakin' go for that 5 mile run already, the cozy terry cloth fabric is like: f**k that, i'm staying in and check out some more hot chicks and designer couches on Tumblr.

  • Our Legacy

    50s Great Sweat

    A surefire way to exude an athletic vibe: rock a basic grey sweater. Earn some bonus points by throwing in some raglan sleeves.

  • Nike

    Reflective Running Tights

    The most crucial piece when it comes to tricking people into thinking you're actually working out: running tights. These babies mean serious business.

  • Neighborhood


    Japanese fashion heavyweight NEIGHBORHOOD provides this cozy knit hat in a nice seasonal olive drab colorway.

  • Arc'teryx Veilance

    Geom SFT Jacket

    Besides the act of actually running, running is all about crazy technical fabrics. Arcteryx Veilance know two or three things about crazy technical fabrics. That's why they equip their garms with the latest gimmicks, providing breathability, water repellency, and whatnot without all that fluo, neon, reflective shit though that turns you into a walking talking traffic light.

  • adidas

    adizero Adios Boost

    Either you embark on a serious workout session or just a casual stroll down the street to grab a coffee (the latter) the adizero Adios will make for a pleasant experience thanks to the bouncy boost midsole.

Weekly Outfit October, 25 2013

The Weekly Outfit: The Slob Workout

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Last week’s installment of The Weekly Outfit was all about keeping the steeze going even when you’re bedridden with the flu, stolen kidneys or chronic I-Don’t-Give-A-F**k. However, sooner or later there comes a time when even the biggest slob needs to rise from his comfy dominion of couches and beds and get out “in the real world” to stock up on some commodities such as Doritos, or maybe even grab a coffee at the local coffee shop. When you opt for the latter you might want to dress accordingly, especially because that cute barista was giving you the eye – or at least that’s what you concluded. Anyway, people and girls in general are mostly drawn to the athletic type, because that somehow indicates perseverance, success and other manly traits that come in handy when getting in contact with the opposite sex. Since most people are more than reluctant to actually work out, such as the author of this text, we have to let fashion work its magic. Quick note on the side: this one is much easier to pull of if you’re already blessed with an impeccable physique though, such as the author of this text.