10. Deep will be releasing Patriot Murko to select retailers this week– just in time for the barbecues, binge-drinking, and Roman candle accidents that come with Celebrating America’s independence.  He stands 5 inches tall, features movable arms, hands, and feet (not to mention a special message on the back of his t-shirt), and is ready to carpet bomb all of the infidel toys on the shelf.  Get him while you can; with only 200 figures in existence, he’ll be gone faster than the hopes of third Bush term.

Patriot Murko begins hitting shelves July 1st.
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