From the department of Really? come these Post-Poo Drops, the second offering from A.P.C.‘s collaboration with Aesop. They are indeed drops of scented liquid that you can dribble into a toilet bowl in a vain effort to mask your utter humanity, or as they put it: “a delightful bathroom deodorizer best suited for use by those who eat, drink and digest daily.”

It can make for one hell of a red-faced moment stink-bombing a bathroom at a party or an amour’s house, but it might be even more embarrassing if this bottle rolled out of your pocket. Our response to that situation would likely not differ much from our response to getting caught post-gnarly drop: “Yeah, I shit hard.”

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