Since I end up spending most of my cash money on mundane items like laundry detergent and metro cards, getting surprise gifts during the holidays is always a treat. Even though most of the stuff on my list is not the most practical, it would be nice if some of it ended up under the tree with my name on it (especially because I’m ALWAYS nice).

 

See our other staff wish lists:

Thomas Welch
Elaine YJ Lee
Stephanie Smith-Strickland
Lena Dystant
Jeff Carvalho

Words by Jacob Breinholt
What To Read Next