Ever have separation anxiety from your phone? Sure, we’ve all been there. Now courtesy of NoPhone, there is a solution — for that, as well as your tech addiction.

The NoPhone is meant to eliminate the dependency surrounding your smartphone, as it boasts the overall feel of a phone, without noting any of the actual functions and features.

The gag device comes with:

One Instruction Manual (how not to use it)
More of your attention
Real friends

The NoPhone, however, does not include:

Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend
Location Tracking
Browsing History
Data Overages
Dead Batteries

Oh and if you were worried about a warranty or return options:


The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything.


If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at [email protected] to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.

The perfect gag gift for the upcoming holidays, head here to purchase the NoPhone today.

Not NYC, not LA.

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