With yet another week behind us, we recapitulate on some rather interesting stories such as the hilarious break-out between Joe Budden and Migos, Jackie Chan returning to the big screen, and the general public’s opinion on JAY-Z’s latest album.

Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Be sure to keep the funny, interesting and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

#10 commented on: Unreleased Nike Breaking2 Sample Sneaker Hits eBay for $10,000

“I didn’t know Sloth from ‘The Goonies’ had his own Flyknits.”

Brad Frechette

#09 commented on: Here’s the Latest on the Samsung Galaxy Note 8 Including Specs & Release Date

“Galaxy Note 8 a.k.a. the specs for the iPhone releasing in 2022.”

Antonio Bravo-Reyes

#08 commented on: Vetements Just Hosted Its ‘No Show’ in a Car Park & Its SS18 Collection Is Very Pedestrian

“Pretty sure my old man used to cut the grass in that Umbro beezer.”

Calum Loudon

#07 commented on: BAPE Is Releasing Another Minions Collaboration Next Week

“The minion molester starter kit hoodie, “Chester-yellow” and “altar-boy-blue.””

Jakarri Demery

#06 commented on: Watch This Incredibly Heated Interview Between Migos & Joe Budden

“These n****s look like the first and only black mariachi band.”

Santana Jacobs

#05 commented on: Jackie Chan Is a Father out for Revenge in New Action-Thriller ‘The Foreigner’

“They captured Soo Yung again???”

Isaac Cox

#04 commented on: Balenciaga Just Dropped a $200 Underwear Set

“When you believe that money length make your dick longer.”

Jakin Jeong

#03 commented on: Justin Bieber’s adidas YEEZY Boost 350 V2 Is Selling for Over $5,000

“It’s a strange world we live in.”

Michael Flanagan III

#02 commented on: adidas Could Be Releasing a Brand New “Triple Black” NMD_R1

“I may not be able to spot the difference, but my credit card can.”

Rush Meyer

#01 commented on: Stream JAY-Z’s ‘4:44’ Album Right Now

“JAY-Z… you think you gettin’ girls now cos o’ your looks… negro please.”

Luke Farnin
Words by Adam Mark
Weekend Editor

Adam is Highsnobiety’s Weekend Editor and splits his time between overseeing all weekend content and studying Economic and Social Communication at Berlin’s University of the Arts.

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