With yet another week behind us, we recapitulate on some rather interesting stories such as 50 Cent surprising a few unsuspecting interviewees, Supreme’s infamous New York City banner may have been stolen, and more news from the almost-forgotten R. Kelly.

Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Be sure to keep the funny, interesting and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

#10 commented on: Watch as the Mayweather vs. McGregor NYC Media Conference Descends into Farce

“In response to the caption, “He’s apparently half “black”” — Half black? 100% prick.”

Andrew Mitchell

#09 commented on: How Would You React If 50 Cent Was Standing Right Behind You?

“I’d slap the shit outta him.”

Sage Fargo

#08 commented on: Make Communication Fun Again and Bring Back This Insane Motorola StarTAC Rainbow Mobile Phone

“This would go well with anything Supreme.”

Alexander Michel

#07 commented on: Someone May Have Stolen Supreme NYC’s Iconic Banner

“They’re going to start kidnapping Supreme employees and selling them DS online.”

Juan Sanchez

#06 commented on: Atari Is Launching a New Console & Here’s Your First Look

“Like the back of an old TV or new.”

Antonio Carti

#05 commented on: Everything We Know About the R. Kelly Cult Accusations So Far

“Only Hugh Heffner is allowed to live that type of lifestyle. God forbid if a black man does the same thing. Now he’s a cult leader.”

Antoinette Willis

#04 commented on: Emily Ratajkowski Can’t Believe That People Are “So Offended by Breasts”

“No one is offended. You show them so often we could replace the hour hand on our clocks and just use the photos of your fun bags to indicate the current time.”

Slav Radlowski

#03 commented on: It Looks Like Skechers Has Completely Ripped off the YEEZY Boost 350 V2 “Beluga”

“In response to a user’s on-feet picture — “Nice “Turtle Doves” Greg, do they come in legit?””

Germs Arellano

#02 commented on: Here’s How Real Madrid & Spain Footballer Sergio Ramos Starts His Day

“By consuming large quantities of salt I reckon, judging by his saltiness on the field.”

Cihan Kilic

#01 commented on: O. J. Simpson Granted Parole After Serving Nine Years in Prison for Robbery

“Glove sales up 268%.”

Slav Radlowski
Words by Adam Mark
Weekend Editor

Adam is Highsnobiety’s Weekend Editor and splits his time between overseeing all weekend content and studying Economic and Social Communication at Berlin’s University of the Arts.

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