From new Pornhub merchandise to some never-before-seen NSFW images of Rihanna, this week’s roundup of hilarious reader comments reminds us yet again just how laughable the so-called “hype industry” can be from time to time.

In other news, Chris Pratt came face-to-face with a T-rex in this brand new Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom teaser, Emily Ratajkowski rolled around on a table full of pasta for LOVE magazine’s advent series, and Hiroshi Fujiwara stepped out in a pair of Nike Air Force 1 sneakers complete with a rather questionable Velcro lacing column.

Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Be sure to keep the funny, interesting and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Original Post: Here’s a Beginner’s Guide to Buying Supreme

10. “If you a beginner to buying Supreme, you should give up on the fashion ting.” — Brodie Fransen

Original Post: Hiroshi Fujiwara Teases Never-Before-Seen fragment design x Nike Air Force 1 Sneakers

9. “These are not rare, my grandmother been had these.” — Stephen M. Ruiz

Original Post: OFF-WHITE Drops Ridiculously Expensive Basic T-Shirts for Nearly $500

8. “Can't wait to miss my car payment, but I’ll have 3 T-shirts to layer up in while waiting for the bus and train...” — John J Goitia

Original Post: Emily Ratajkowski Gets Covered in Olive Oil for ‘LOVE’ Magazine’s Latest Advent

7.  “Sincerely, as an Italian, I’m disgusted by the amount of wasted spaghetti.” — Michelangelo Vaira

Original Post: Two New Colorways of Virgil Abloh’s Nike Air VaporMax Should Be Coming Soon

6.  “Will be “The 100” by 2019.” — Andy Charles

Original Post: Watch Rich Chigga & 21 Savage’s “Crisis” Video

5.  “When trash and garbage collide.” — Ariel Rodriguez

Original Post: Chris Pratt Is Face-To-Face With a T-Rex in Epic ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Teaser

4. “‘Imma need about tree fiddy’” — Christian Rudinica

Original Post: Paolo Roversi Unveils Never-Before-Seen Photographs of Rihanna (NSFW)

3. “Eyebrows on another level... Frida lookin’ ass.” — Alex Greys

Original Post: ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 Will Not Air Until 2019

2. “Maybe they take that extra time to write better storylines.” — Julián Mathews

Original Post: Pornhub Taps Moose Knuckles for Special Edition Bomber Jacket

1. “Inspired by the Big Shaq collection.” — Paolo Alfaro

And sure to make the comment roundup next week, Lady Gaga has dropped her iconic stage name. Find out more here.

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