Ever have separation anxiety from your phone? Sure, we've all been there. Now courtesy of NoPhone, there is a solution — for that, as well as your tech addiction.

The NoPhone is meant to eliminate the dependency surrounding your smartphone, as it boasts the overall feel of a phone, without noting any of the actual functions and features.

The gag device comes with:

One Instruction Manual (how not to use it) More of your attention Real friends

The NoPhone, however, does not include:

Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend Location Tracking Browsing History Data Overages Dead Batteries Phone

Oh and if you were worried about a warranty or return options:

Warranty:

The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything.

Returns:

If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at contact@thenophone.com to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.

The perfect gag gift for the upcoming holidays, head here to purchase the NoPhone today.