Ever have separation anxiety from your phone? Sure, we've all been there. Now courtesy of NoPhone, there is a solution — for that, as well as your tech addiction.
The NoPhone is meant to eliminate the dependency surrounding your smartphone, as it boasts the overall feel of a phone, without noting any of the actual functions and features.
The gag device comes with:
One Instruction Manual (how not to use it) More of your attention Real friends
The NoPhone, however, does not include:
Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend Location Tracking Browsing History Data Overages Dead Batteries Phone
Oh and if you were worried about a warranty or return options:
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything.
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.
The perfect gag gift for the upcoming holidays, head here to purchase the NoPhone today.