Tired of the constant barrage of awful world news, annoying work emails, and banal social media updates? Well, let me introduce to you Punkt's new range of the MP01 — the super stylish dumbphones that you need in your life right now.

The sleek and simple device is available in two new colorways (brown and white) and lets you enjoy high quality calls and simple messaging. It comes with an alarm clock, a calendar, and a handful of ringtones designed by Norwegian sound artist Kjetil Røst Nilsen. That's it. Just imagine the pure, unbridled bliss and happiness that awaits you.

It was designed by Jasper Morrison and is said to be quick to learn and easy to use. Head over to colette right now to cop the new colorways for a price of $323 each.

Here's why buying a dumbphone could be your smartest move. Or you could, you know, buy the new Google Pixel.