Virgil Abloh attends the Fashion Awards 2018
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Another week, another hilarious comments roundup, and the critics, otherwise known as our loyal readership, are out in full force. We love hearing what you have to say, so we have done a deep dive on all our platforms to present a roundup of your most hilarious feedback, in the hopes that you enjoy the shade as much as we do. With that being said, keep the cringe-worthy puns, and for better or worse, poor humor, coming, so we may all be amused by your biting remarks.

This week, Virgil Abloh made our little hype beast hearts quiver when he announced that streetwear would soon be dead. “Athlete” Ninja clearly didn’t get the memo as he dropped a collaborative sneaker with Adidas. However, as always, JAY-Z was way ahead of the curve, having already traded his hoodies and chains, for a tux and $2.2 million Patek Philippe.

In other news, devoted husband and part-time rapper Chance the Rapper canceled his “Big” tour, citing the need to “take this time to be with family.” And while Chance was off enjoying his marital bliss, Elon Musk was doomsday prepping, adding a new camping feature to the Cybertruck.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the stories about Chance the Rapper’s cancelled tour, Virgil Abloh’s streetwear prediction, and much more below.

Time is money 🤑

Original Post: JAY-Z Wore a $2.2 Million Patek Philippe Watch to Diddy’s 50th Birthday Party

10. “And he still show up 15min late to the party” – iamstvns

Cyberbed

Original Post: Elon Musk Says Yes, You Can Actually Camp Inside Tesla’s Futuristic Cybertruck

9.  “Cybertruck & Chill” – aliasduci

8.  “Plot twist: cybertruck is actually cyberhouse” – ohjaycaps

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

Original Post: Take a Look at Ninja’s First adidas Sneaker, Dropping This Month

7. “who is this and why does he have shoes” – dosburg

6. “Maybe Virgil was right when he said street wear was dead” – william.adams22

The Big Roast

Chance the Rapper performs on stage during Rolling Loud
Getty Images / Jerod Harris

Original Post: Chance the Rapper Completely Cancels His Huge 2020 Tour & Promises New Music

5. “That’s what happens when you don’t sell any tickets.” – Tyler Hann

4. “He should have canceled his last album” – Shane Chestnut

“FORMAL WEAR”

Virgil Abloh attends the Fashion Awards 2018
Getty Images / Corbis / Stephane Cardinale

Original Post: Virgil Abloh Says Streetwear Is “Definitely Going to Die” Soon & Predicts What’s Coming Next

3.“I WONDER WHYYYY 😂” – chaptermillion

2. “I’m so happy the internet tells me when to stop wearing t shirts.” – Junior Elizalde

1.  “Can’t wait for his line of dinner suits with plastic labels hanging off the lapel.” – John King

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Words by Sarah Osei
Staff Writer