In a development that will surely be making its way to an episode of 2 Chainz’s Most Expensivest Shit series imminently, American high-end game table company 11 Ravens has pulled out all the stops on a ping pong table valued in the region between $26,000 and $48,000.

To describe the object d’art as a mere table tennis table feels disingenuous given that it also doubles up as a dining room and billiards surface. Each “table” is handcrafted from sustainable wood and features a playing surface which utilizes proprietary anti-scratch and damage materials, meaning it won’t fall apart when your friends suffer a meltdown after repeatedly losing against you (or, perhaps, the other way around).

The slick design is said to be inspired by the aerodynamic curves of supersonic jets, and can be customized for color preference. Teak and marine finishes can also be ordered on the off-chance you want to take your game outdoors.

Shop “The Avettore” table via 11 Ravens’s official website here.

What To Read Next