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DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM!

Well, no, you can. But seriously, these are flashy sneakers if we've ever seen 'em – and not just 'cause they'll set you back nearly a grand.

Better hold on to those special eclipse glasses of yours, for these kicks might end up hurting not just your wallet, but your eyes.

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