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Someone who left a comment originally pointed this out and we have to wonder, how many names do jogging bottoms have these days? It's almost like people are trying to give an old item a new name to get rid of the mental associations people have with said old item. For instance, these hope sweatpants are called sweat trousers, presumably to make them sound classier than they are. We're not fooled. In fact, we like because they're not classy. (C-Store)

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