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With the season upon us - if supermarket aisles are to be believed - then the time to sit by a fire, real or otherwise, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and watching repeats of Elf and any number of B-list Christmastime films, is nearly here too. What better time than now to begin to indulge in the best and/or worst of the holidays?

Enter the ugly xmas jumper. Knitted by grandmas the world over, they are an eyesore but ironically loved by all who receive one. Your gran didn't go to the trouble? World's tiniest violin.

They now come in sneaker format, to delight and amaze. Or to wonderfully baffle those around you.

The Ugly Xmas Jumper Was Never The Same

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