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Piggybacking on our investigations into the slogan tee's revival, we wanted to extend this appreciation for witwear (™ pending) by picking from our favorite stores' repertoire of sassy tops.

Be it elusive mantras or straight up giggly nonsense, the pieces below will function as your own personal billboards to communicate your thoughts without so much as opening your mouth.

Not-so-quiet luxury after all.

Let Your Look Do the Talking. Literally.

Balenciaga Slogan Tee

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BalenciagaInside Out Oversized Distressed Logo-Print Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt
$725
Buy at Mr Porter

In the age of Demna, Balenciaga's hyper ironic aesthetics had a chokehold on culture. Of course the brand would have a wry slogan tee up for grabs, though one might argue this is but an entry-level product into the postmodern jesterisms of Kering's golden child.

Balenciaga I Love Paris T-Shirt

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BalenciagaI Love Paris cotton T-shirt
$550
Buy at mytheresa

Of course, Balenciaga's I Love Paris tee that you'd otherwise for far less than a tenth of the price from a tourist-y corner shop had to make this list. It's absurdities like this, by the way, that leave us both saddened and curious for the house's switch of creative directors, now that Pierpaolo Piccioli's taken the reins.

MSGM Cotton T-Shirt

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MSGMCotton t-shirt
$63
Buy at Farfetch

What, exactly, isn't here, one must wonder when glancing at this t-shirt? Well, maybe that's the point, to wear the icebreaker that sparks a conversation between you and your onlooker.

Moschino Text-Print Tee

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MoschinoWrite t-shirt
$202
Buy at Luisaviaroma

On what is the simplest of canvases, a white t-shirt, the ever-expressive brand that is Moschino fittingly declares it's better to dress how one likes rather than how one is expected to.

Highsnobiety X Carne Bollente

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Highsnobiety x Carne BollenteCarne Bollente x Highsnobiety
€65
Buy at highsnob

For our 20th anniversary, we, too, have dabbled in the fine art that is the slogan tee, through this recent collab with Parisian fashion brand Carne Bollente.

Carne Bollente Gray Bisous & Baguettes T-Shirt

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Carne BollenteGray Bisous & Baguettes T-shirt
$39
Buy at ssense

Though fun either way, this tee'll hit especially hard if you're named Nicolas, are bisexual, and enjoying a European summer in the City of Light.

ADER ERROR Bluetooth T-Shirt

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ADER ErrorWhite Blue Net Product. 49 T-shirt
$66
Buy at ssense

There's something comical and truly meta about this t-shirt, with the instantly recognizable Bluetooth logo alluding to the power of memory. Poetics aside, there's nothing more satisfying than one's device-of-choice instantly connects to you wireless headphones or speaker.

Story mfg. Deli T-Shirt

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Story mfg.Grateful Logo-Print Organic Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt
$100
Buy at Mr Porter

If it hasn't already, Story mfg. ought to actually open a deli, what with the UK brand's dedication to slow fashion, craftsmanship, and sustainable principles? Erewhon who?

SAINT MXXXXXX Universal Cotton Jersey T-Shirt

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SAINT MXXXXXXUniversal Earth Angel Baby Printed Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt
$415
Buy at Mr Porter

However wordy or graphic t-shirts may be, some instances of them simply resist explanation.

Carne Bollente Searching Romance T-Shirt

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Carne BollenteSearching Romance T-Shirt
$38
Buy at END.

As with many other things in life, it's all in the fine print. Guess you'll just have to get up close to this one to figure out what it's trying to tell you.

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