Drake is in his Mormon bag. The rapper just released a music video for "Falling Back," the second Zara-ready track off surprise album Honestly, Nevermind, that imagines a frightening alternate reality: the Lover Boy as a polygamist.
Conceived by Director X, the nearly 10-minute-long visual opens with Drizzy experiencing some pre-wedding jitters. In the face crack of the century, guest star and cheater extraordinaire Tristan Thompson reassures the groom-to-be: "Doesn't feel right, we scrap it, we go home."
But the show goes on, and Drake proceeds to marry 23 women — most of whom are models, but none of whom are Rihanna.
Meet the Real Sisterwives of Salt Lake City below.
Amy Lem (@amyllem)
She's a model.
Nur Park (@park_nur)
She's also a model, and a nature lover.
Jessye Romeo (@jessyeromeo)
She's a Leo.
Ashlee Jenae (@ashleejenae)
She's a model and a bottle girl at DAER Nightclub in Florida. She's also Elmo's biggest fan.
Antje Utgaard (@awesomeantjay)
She's a model, actor, OnlyFans star, and more importantly, a horse girl.
Nicole Restrepo (@777.afrodita)
Her IG is a cipher, but I think she makes music.
Sophia Diana (@sophiiadiana)
She's a model who has traveled to places including: Belgrade, Paris, Jamaica, Egypt, and the epicenter of Mormonism, Utah.
Yum! Cookie is an ambassador for Just Bundles London and House of Zimma.
Essyonna Peschong (@essyonna)
Musician, living proof that waist trainers work.
She's a lash tech at Bynd Me Beauty. I can't tell from her photos, but I'm sure she has great eyelashes.
Tiona Fernan (@_xttiona)
Riley Simpson (@ririsimpson)
Penny Lane (@pennylaneisthename)
That's her real name!
Elissa Henderson (@darladimples_)
Minnesotan, has dimples.
Lisa Straube (@lisa.straube)
Wild card — she's a table tennis player.
Aizabil Arabian (@sexypsychopath)
Ange José (@iamangejose)
Emile Celine Geneve (@emgeneve)
TV and film producer, model. She does not have a Snapchat!
Emitiz Farsi (@emitizfarsi)
Barbara Ramirez (@barbararamirezz)
Model, content creator for Bang Energy.
Elinda San (@elindasan)
The "content creator of [her] own world."
Lucciana Beatriz Beynon (@luccianabeynon)
Ashlee Massiah (@_yngrl)
Model, Toronto, also in Future's "WAIT FOR U" music video.