This week has been a busy one. Michele Rodriguez threatened to leave the Fast & Furious franchise, rumors abounded that Kanye West might be testing a new YEEZY basketball shoe, and of course, some people spent way too much money on Supreme x Louis Vuitton.
Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Be sure to keep the funny, interesting and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.
Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.
“Can’t blame her, I had to leave the franchise over its terrible representation of car culture about 28 seconds into the intro of the first movie…”
“Durr look at me pulling a stupid face because I’ve just spunked a months wages on a hoodie made for $10.”
“So the way to tackle the yeezy ugliness is to make them invisible. Well, it’s a step in right direction I suppose.”
#07 commented on: Kanye West Tests Possible New YEEZY Basketball Shoe at UCLA
“Kanye is smiling way too much lately something is up.”
#06 commented on: This Drug Promises to Extend Life & It Costs Just 5 Cents a Pop
“For 5 cents a pop, I can elongate the pain of existence.”
#05 commented on: Protect Yo’Self With Concept LV x Supreme Racing Helmets
“Hypebeasts don’t want bikers to protect themselves they want these on their shelf in their room in their mom’s house.”
#04 commented on: Meet Mike Hallatt, the Professional Trader Joe’s Reseller
“So that’s how Clint Eastwood’s been making money these days since Gran Turino.”
#03 commented on: Travis Scott’s Intense Mosh-Pit Warning
“It should say ‘prepare to hear goosebumps 30 times in a row’”
#02 commented on: adidas’s NMD Accessories Line Will Solve All Your Baggage Needs
“New Adidas brand house arrest anklets, tight.”
#01 commented on: This Air Jordan 1 High “Quai 54” Is Exclusive to Friends & Family Only
“This isn’t a Nintendo Switch cross-promotion?”