It’s certainly no secret that former NBA baller Dennis Rodman is quite the odd bird. His colleagues did refer to him as “The Worm” after all, so it should really come as no surprise that Vice recently linked up with the retired pro athlete to discuss some of his personal sexual mishaps – more specifically, breaking his penis three different times.

On each occasion, Rodman’s dick malfunctions centered around him and a lady friend being a little too adventurous and overzealous in the bedroom — and lots of blood.

You can hear his hilarious firsthand accounts via the entertaining (and animated) clip above.

Fellas, proceed with caution.

Also, press play underneath to see celebrities’ wildest nights get animated in Party Legends.

Not NYC, not LA.

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