Our favorite unofficial holiday, 4/20, is here once again. As eager as you may be to wake 'n' bake (if you haven't already), you'll first want to peruse this list of products that will step up your celebrations. We no longer live in a time where we are limited to the tradition of rolling papers and cut cigarillo wraps.
This is 2016 - we've got edibles, vaporizers, suppositories, and all kinds of advanced ways to smoke up. Hell, we've even got instructional YouTube videos of Seth Rogen rolling a joint.
So grab a snack, kick your feet up, and embrace the progress we've made.
Happy 4/20, guys.
SLX 2.0 Grinder
Let's start off with the basics. Whether you're digging shake out of your fingernails or still using that deli-bought grinder you got when you were 16, chances are you need an upgrade. The no-frills SLX 2.0 is constructed with aerospace-grade aluminum coated in non-stick ceramic, making it a down and dirty piece that never needs cleaning.
G Pen Elite
Not everyone is bold enough to be lighting up in broad daylight, but today is a special day. The G Pen Elite packs serious punch into a sleek package for those looking to stay under the radar. Featuring a true 360-degree oven, the vape evenly envelops your freshly ground aromatic blends in a warm, ceramic hug.
Stink Sack Masterkush Credit Card Bags
Honestly, your friends are going to be pretty skeptical about the "fire" you've been bragging about if it comes triple-wrapped in sandwich bags. Show up in style with these smell-proof Stink Sacks. This one is particularly discreet and fits right in with the other valuables in your wallet.
Pufftec Fumo iPhone 6 Wallet
While you're lining your wallet with the good stuff, why not update that too? Man, if you could fit your phone in there you'd really be set. Meet Fumo, an all-in-one case for the iPhone 6 that bears a wallet, a Mazikara (Japanese for "rolling dish"), and a paper dispenser. Handcrafted from vegetable-tanned Italian leather, pulling one of these out of your pocket will elevate your status as a sophisticated celebrant.
Dr Dabber Aura
We get it, not everyone is into the whole grinding and rolling thing. That's why Dr. Dabber developed the Aura, a pen that delivers the convenience of concentrates without compromising flavor. The fully magnetic piece boasts a smooth, no-screw design with three atomizer options and heat settings that make this pen a big hit (pun intended).
No holiday party is complete without some homemade baked goodies, but not everyone is so talented. The authors of HERB have put together a neat cookbook with step-by-step recipes that make edibles accessible to anyone curious about the culinary capabilities of cannabis.
For the female readers on the site, we've got something special. If your monthly visitor happens to pull up on your holiday, the team at Foria has you covered with these vaginal suppositories designed to maximize the muscle relaxing and pain relieving properties of cannabis without giving you a crazy trip. Clutch.
Firefly 2 Vaporizer
The Firefly 2 was made for the baller with a fear of commitment. Whether you prefer flower or concentrate, the 55 laser drilled micro jets superheat the material of your choice to a smokin' 400°F in just three seconds. The instant heating means your goods only vaporize when inhaling. Look at you being all economical.
Cam'ron x Reebok Ventillator Supreme "Purple Haze"
This holiday may be about the activities, but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate in style. Pull up to the cyph in these "Purple Haze" Reeboks. The purple suede and smoky iridescent heel show you know what's up and if you need further validation, Cam'ron is on the insoles.
Hemp Soap on a Rope
After a long day of wholesome fun with the homies, you'll need to wash off that dry rub of Cheetos dust you've been droning around in. Keep it festive with this Hemp Soap on a Rope. This little green guy is infused with moisturizing hemp-seed oil to keep your skin clean, fresh, and ready to do it all over again tomorrow.