Tune in and turn up

Valentines Day is one of those things that you can really enjoy (or at least tolerate) if you’re in a good relationship – or even if you’re just having hot sex with someone and your date just so happens to fall on that day, then you can ironically celebrate it together with guess what, some hot sex.

However, if you’re not in a relationship, not in love, not having an affair full of sweaty, lip-biting hot sex or even worse, if you’ve recently been dumped, screwed over, lied to, cheated on or just generally taken advantage of by some kind of deluded douchebag who is under the very false impression that they’re better than you, then OH BOY, Valentines day can really suck. This is my playlist for you people, lovingly prepared and infused with a really nice amount of FUCK YOU juice, I’m pretty sure it will make you feel a whole lot better. Oh and if this time next year you ARE in a relationship again and feeling the urge to splurge on cards, chocolate and shit like that – GET A FUCKING GRIP! Do something cool the weekend before with your lover “just because” and tell Valentines Day and all its overpriced overhyped gimmickry to suck a dick. AMEN.

Archive – Fuck You

Queen – Another One Bites The Dust

Foals – Inhaler

Prodigy – No Good

L7 – Shitlist!

Hole – Doll Parts

Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River

Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble

Foo Fighters – The One

Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know

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