Yes, Halloween means candy and scary movies and all that other junk, but first and foremost it means amazing Halloween costumes. And though it's cute how creative you and your friends may be getting for your co-worker's Halloween festivities, nobody has better resources for creating jaw-dropping outfits than multi-millionaire celebrities. Sorry 'bout it.
So to help nurse your hangover on this post-holiday Tuesday, here are the absolute best celebrity Halloween costumes that appeared last night.
Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy understand more than anyone this year that life in plastic really is that fantastic.
But this is Beyoncé we're talking about, so one killer outfit is just not enough.
Just in case you didn't get the shit scared out of you yesterday, Katy Perry's here to fix that.
Drake brought to life one of the hip-hop world's most infamous cult figures: "$2 Steve" Reisman, the lawyer with the oddest calling card around.
OG supermodel Gisele has literally never looked better in a mustache.
Madonna looked amazing last night! Can you believe she went without makeup to her party?!
Why wouldn't Snoop Dogg go as a baby-strapped piggy-back to an old granny's back? (Did we actually just create that sentence?)
Slayyy Khloé slay! Storm looks good on you girl.
Elsewhere in the family, Kylie turns out a mean Xtina.
And though Kourtney and Kim's looks are pretty basic Halloween whatever, props to that caption.
I mean damn, Lebron, what would Jeromey-romey-romey-rome actually think?
We're sure the Game of Thrones set can be stressful, but aren't Sansa and Arya a little young to be promoting marijuana edibles?
And looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is officially the cutest dad of the year.
Who knew Jhene Aiko and Big Sean were such Star Wars fans?
To catch up on more Halloween goodness, check out our staff picks of our very favorite scary movies.