Once again, our ever-sarcastic readership have let their opinions be known through a variety of biting, silly, and straight-up savage remarks. Your opinions mean a lot to us and we take our duty of rounding up a selection of the internet’s best comments very seriously. And we do it so that those of you not directly partaking in the banter may still enjoy all the light-hearted jokes made at the expense of others.

This week, the world recoiled in disgust when we learned that Jeff Bezos is poised to become the first-ever trillionaire – let's all pretend like we haven't spent most of our quarantine tracking Amazon packages... Moving on, Lil Wayne had hip-hop heads screaming when he admitted he has to Google his own lyrics to make sure he doesn't repeat bars. And the internet absolutely lost it over A$AP Rocky's NSFW acid trip story.

In other news, Drake can no longer boast of "all hits, no misses," with his last mixtape officially killing his decade-long no. 1 streak; Nelly and Ludacris are reuniting for an epic Instagram battle that has fans digging through their closets for low-rise jeans, And we continued to churn out Michael Jordan content because we're gonna milk this The Last Dance cow until we can't no more.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the stories about Jeff Bezos becoming a trillionaire, Lil Wayne googling his lyrics and many more.

That's a dad joke if I've ever seen one

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10. "That's a lot of albums." - Yasser Kaskas

Any excuse to stick bandaids to my face

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9. "What is this? 2004?" - Alec Burriss

8. "Why would Nelly agree to this, RIP" - Richard Gross

The Bully Me 4s

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7. "They finally dropped the Dry Heel 11's??" - nbe.benji

"Homeboy can like get it" jokes will never not be funny

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6. "If homie has a rainbow shooting out of his dick he can like...get it." - Kati Reino

Name a more iconic duo

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Completely unrelated trolling incoming ?

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4. "Is kith just mike Tyson’s brand 'kiss'? asking for a friend" - stickyblossoms


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Original Post: Eminem & Lil Wayne Admit to Googling Their Lyrics So They Don’t Duplicate Bars

3.  "Why my mans using Safari tho tf? That ain’t ? talk" - 905flowerchild

"Just hits no misses" hit different now ?

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2.  "His ghostwriter quarantined" - Lobsang Gyalzen

*cancels Amazon order*

Original Post: Jeff Bezos Will Be the World’s First Trillionaire & People Are Seriously Disgusted

1. "Well if he runs out of pocket space I'm willing to share mine" - De Lo

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