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Like throwing petrol on a fire, a busy week of news not only spurred our readership on to sarcastically berate anything and everything, but proved yet again, that the comments game is about as safe as that time Elon Musk had an angry Azealia Banks in his house… or cycling the new Supreme mountain bike with no hands screaming, “brand new with tags!”

Among this, Kanye West talked everything from Donald Trump to Pornhub during an appearance on Kimmel, Lil Wayne was likened to a Four Loko-drenched gremlin on the latest “Mean Tweets” episode, and Travis Scott’s Astroworld knocked Drake off the top of the Billboard 200.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned remarks, as well as many more.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

That’s one way to foot model stardom

adidas Originals

Original Post: The adidas NMD TS1 Gets the GORE-TEX Treatment

10. “Gotta start shaving my ankles.” — Joelasticot (Source: Highsnobiety)

Well, that’s never going to be taken down

Jimmy Kimmel Live / YouTube

Original Post: Watch Kanye West Talk Donald Trump and Pornhub on ‘Kimmel’

9. “Wonder if he sees Kim’s video on there 😅😂?” — Josh Metcalfe (Source: Facebook)

If you do one thing today, watch this video

Jimmy Kimmel Live / YouTube

Original Post: Tyler, the Creator, Pusha-T, Lil Wayne, & More Get Flamed on “Mean Tweets” Hip-Hop Edition

8. “Four Loko on a gremlin tho 🤣😂 #AccurateAsFuk.” — J’Mar B Sr. (Source: Facebook)

The perfect gift doesn’t exi…

Getty Images / Michael Loccisano

Original Post: Pornhub Gifts Kanye West a Lifetime Premium Membership

7. “I earned my stripes let me get one!” — Rei Naldo (Source: Facebook)

Who needs sunlight, when you can have bigger rims?

Bugatti

Original Post: Bugatti Adds a Glass Roof to the Chiron

6.  “A car so advanced and they’re just now figuring out the sunroof 😂.” — Calvin Browning (Source: Facebook)

Wtf you feeding your birds, bro?

@dropsbyjay / Instagram

Original Post: The ‘New York Post’ Is Releasing a Supreme Front Page Today

5.  “I hope my birds aren’t allergic to the red dye they used in the logo.” — vfrtower (Source: Highsnobiety)

Aubrey the Billboard Messiah

Getty Images / Ian Gavan

Original Post: Travis Scott’s ‘Astroworld’ Dethrones Drake on the Billboard 200

4.  “Drake you can only blame yourself for having such a fire feature on his album. Lol.” — Raeko Huff (Source: Facebook)

Shiny floors to detract away from poor health

McDonald’s

Original Post: McDonald’s Stunning New Chicago Flagship Looks Like an Apple Store

3. “Health care not included.” — mchgst (Source: Highsnobiety)

Like Santa, just with a bag full of shade

Getty Images / Robyn Beck/AFP / Chelsea Lauren

Original Post: Elon Musk Responds to Azealia Banks’ Claims He Tweeted While on Acid

2. “Dude, if I found out Azealia Banks was at my house I’d never go back.” — Max Gershfield (Source: Facebook)

Ignorance lives on

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Original Post: New Study Suggests Vaping Is More Dangerous Than First Thought

1. “What do you mean inhaling random stuff into your lungs is harmful?! Unbelievable.” — Tom Osman (Source: Facebook)

Words by Adam Mark
Weekend Editor

Adam is Highsnobiety’s Weekend Editor and splits his time between overseeing all weekend content and studying Economic and Social Communication at Berlin’s University of the Arts.

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