From the conspiracy theorists suggesting Google’s latest “Arts and Culture” app is a chance for them to train their facial recognition technology for free, to Zayn Malik and Bella Hadid looking like they just unplugged from The Matrix, this week’s roundup of hilarious reader comments reveals the laughable underbelly of the hype industry.

Amongst this, A$AP Rocky helped dodge the bullet of one rather questionable style choice by confirming this Under Armour sneaker was nothing to do with him, the Mercedes-Benz G-Class is back, and you can now buy bootleg Raf Simons x OFF-WHITE merchandise.

Below you’ll find a roundup of our favorite comments, spanning the aforementioned posts and a few others. Be sure to keep the funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime check out this week’s finest below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Original Post: Here’s Your Best Look Yet at the COMME des GARÇONS x Nike Air Max 180 Sneakers

10. In response to the caption: “Are you bold enough to stunt this color?” — “Killa Cam circa 2004 would.” — Issa Mohamud

Original Post: You Can Now Pre-Order Balenciaga’s Triple S in New Spring-Ready Colorways

9. “That reminds me, I haven’t been to the circus lately.” — Ian V Jones

Original Post: Google’s “Arts and Culture” App Finds Your Painting Doppelgänger

8. “Wow, another gimmick to help them train their image recognition programs (for free).” — Filippo Benati

Original Post: Mercedes-Benz Reveals Official Images for Its Brand New G-Class

7. “Wtf is wrong with the front lights? Looks like someone took off its glasses and now it has way smaller eyes than expected.” — Jonas Marx

Original Post: Zayn Malik & Gigi Hadid Are Bringing Back Matrix-Inspired Looks

6.  “Someone definitely took some pills. Don’t know if they were red or blue though.” — Christian Clark

Original Post: A$AP Rocky Confirms This Is Not His First Under Armour Sneaker

5.  “Good, them shits look like some Sketcher Gramp Orthopedic 12s.” — Chris McFly

Original Post: Shirt Delivers Some Fire Raf Simons x OFF-WHITE Bootleg Merch

4. “Lol, OFF-WHITE is bootleg Raf Simons.” — Alex Kent

Original Post: Kodak Black Heads to Church & Court in AWGE-Directed “Roll in Peace” Video

3. “Kodak Wack.” — Nicolaj Pavlov Segura

Original Post: These Heavy Duty Vans Can Withstand Even the Most Brutal Conditions

2. “Still the shittiest arch-support in the game.” — Kirk Reilly

Original Post: Anti Social Social Club Fires Up the Engines With New Racing-Inspired Merch

1. “Sad to say that if prompt shipping is a race, they’d be dead last.” — Marcos Archibeque

And for more in something that deserves an honest opinion, these Chanel sports accessories are as boujee as it gets.

Words by Adam Mark
Weekend Editor

Adam is Highsnobiety’s Weekend Editor and splits his time between overseeing all weekend content and studying Economic and Social Communication at Berlin’s University of the Arts.

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