It’s been a long week. Over the past seven days we collectively held our breaths as it was revealed Cartoon Network had not ordered a fourth season of Rick and Morty (yet). We then tried to calm the angry mob that was already reaching for its virtual pitchforks by explaining why season 4 will probably still happen anyway.
On the sneaker front, there was some solid release news which included the ACRONYM x Nike Air VaporMax Moc 2s, Kanye’s YEEZY 500 “Blush,” and Sean Wotherspoon’s Nike Air Max 1/97s. We also discussed whether or not Drake would be better off leaving Jordan Brand for adidas here.
As always, our ever-comical readership was on hand to greet the news with some white-hot takes. Peep some choice highlights below.
Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.
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10. “Wakanda sneaker is that?” – Fabio Bianchi Garcia
9. “Hope she doesn’t get caught shoplifting at H&M.” – David Leon
8. “Relax. In the first episode, Rick says there are going to be nine seasons, so it’s only a matter of time” – Matt Mele
7. “Do they come with a Dr Seuss books?” – Ian R. Wrobel
6. “Somebody bring him some LSD, we need another album” – croissant
5. “Grow your own, avoid GMO’s” – BEER ME
Original Post: IBM Unveils the World’s Smallest Computer
4. “What is this, a computer for ants?!” – Niamor Erèlav
3. “Scooby doo and the gang reselling nikes out of their van.” – rmzo
Original Post: Britney Spears Is the Face of KENZO’s New Campaign
2. “Britney Spears gets a new face in KENZO.” – theappe
Original Post: This 377-Foot Superyacht Is as Luxe as It Gets
1. “Why does it look like a giant canoe (kayak)?” – ta_scott