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2018 may be (finally) coming to an end, but that hasn’t slowed down the news nor the comments. From the bottom of our hearts, we must thank you, dear readers, for taking time out of your schedules at this busy time of year to entertain us with your Dad-level puns, biting sarcasm, and just general savagery. Never change.

This week, Virgil Abloh did what he does best, by upsetting a lot of budding fashion critics with OFF-WHITE’s new Basquiat-inspired collection, and the release of some totally winter-appropriatejelly sandals. Speaking of people getting upset, commenters had strong feelings about the new SnoozYe app, which, you guessed it, snoozes Kanye from your news feed until you’re ready to welcome Yeezus back into your heart.

Finally, in keeping with the holiday tradition of spending a heap of money, we saw 10 holiday sweaters that are admittedly fire, and luckily so because you’ll want to wear them all season to get your money’s worth.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned stories, as well as many more below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Fair tbh

Supreme

Original Post:The Highly Sought-After Supreme x Steiff Teddy Bear Drops Thursday, Here’s How to Cop It

10. “Fuck that shit, if I can’t have box logo hoody nobody in my house can!” – Scott Kendall (Source: Highsnobiety)

All in favor, say “must cop”

SAKS

Original Post:OFF-WHITE’s Signature Zip-Tie Appears on New Jelly Sandals

9. “Let’s agree at this point that Virgil is simply trolling us.” – Eugene Rabkin (Source: Facebook)

Crazy how nature do dat

Farfetch

Original Post:10 Holiday Sweaters That You’ll Want to Wear All Winter

8. “This shit is popping up for me because I said “Christmas sweater” about an hour ago in a conversation.” – William Ragusin (Source: Facebook)

We get by with a little help from our friends

Tyler, the Creator / YouTube

Original Post: Tyler, the Creator Shares GOLF WANG FW18 Film Starring A$AP Rocky

7. “Nice of Tyler to put this A$AP guy on the map.” – Danny Nguyen (Source: Facebook)

Perfect winter shoes, then

StockX

Original Post:Resell Prices of the “Semi Frozen Yellow” YEEZY Boost 350 V2 Have Dropped Post-Restock

6. “Semi frozen yellow = freshly pissed in snow.” – Ben Trin (Source: Facebook)

First Lady of the United States of Hype

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 19: Former first lady Michelle Obama (L) discusses her book "Becoming" with Sarah Jessica Parker at Barclays Center on December 19, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)
Getty Images / Dia Dipasupil

Original Post:Michelle Obama Stuns With $4,000 Balenciaga Boots on Her Book Tour

5. “Damn, even Michelle O. is a hypebeast now.” – JadeTee (Source: Facebook)

But trains are boring

Elon Musk / Twitter

Original Post: Elon Musk Reveals The Boring Company’s Underground LA Tunnel

4. “Trains. He has invented trains.” – Steve Hildrew (Source: Facebook)

“Cash me outside, how ’bout dat?”

Getty Images / Saul Loeb

Original Post: New App SnoozYe Cancels Kanye West From Your News Feed

3. “How ’bout I cancel this page for blasphemy?” – Thanoz Daral (Source: Facebook)

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

OFF-WHITE

Original Post: OFF-WHITE Just Dropped a Jean-Michel Basquiat-Inspired Collection

2. “Using Basquiat’s name and inspiration. How innovative.” – Alessio Argutto (Source: Facebook)

This story was so controversial, it gets two saucy comments

1. “$725.00 for a Hoodie? For that money, you can lick my Basquiats.” – Daisy Diamant-Dillon (Source: Highsnobiety)

If you’ve already watched all the Home Alone movies (no shade), you can get an extra fix from adult Macaulay Culkin in this Google ad.

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Another Australian in Berlin.

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