Swifties Are Now Unashamedly Wearing Adult Diapers
Ever been to a gig and had to dash to the loo right at the time one of your favorite songs comes on? Perhaps you’ve made your way to the perfect vantage point, but then realise you're about to blow?
Well, have you ever thought – as an adult – about wearing a big diaper to eradicate these sorts of situations in the future? Me either. Honest. But then again, we aren’t Swifties.
Yup, you heard right. Taylor Swift’s fan base is so loyal now that some of them have been sporting adult diapers to the singer’s Eras Tour so as not to miss a precious moment from her three-hour concerts, according to the people on TikTok.
Now don't me wrong, we love a good concert and we realize they aren't the cheapest nowadays (not least a Taylor Swift one), but lingering in our own piss and poop so we can listen to Shake It Off one mile away from the stage isn't my idea of fun.
Swifties – as Taylor Swift's loyal following is collectively known – are a different breed of fan. They discuss Swift's every move online, they dissect her videos, and comment on every second of her life. They, to be frank, are dedicated to the cause.
Nevertheless, for many, the decision to wear diapers isn’t a last minute one.
Back in March, @therealkatherine revealed her plan to purchase an 18-pack of adult nappies after successfully obtaining tickets to Taylor Swift’s instantly-sold-out Eras Tour.
Crazy that anyone is willing to volunteer that kinda info publicly but, luckily (for her, at least), she's apparently not the only Swiftie diapering up, not by a long shot.
Taylor Swift has been making headlines since her Eras Tour started on March 18, and not always for the reasons you’d probably expect.
For one, there was the crazy drama around Ticketmaster sales, which eventually got Swifties to take the entertainment giant to court.
Then, following Swift’s split from boyfriend Joe Alwyn in April, the singer was suddenly seen cavorting around with divisive 1975 singer Matty Healy.
Drama about Swift and Healy has been inescapable ever since — Are they actually dating? Why are they dating? Does Swift simply not care about Healy's transgressions? Now, the whole thing has us asking: do we really care?
No. No, we do not. Then again, it doesn't matter whether or not we care: we aren't the Swifties wearing diapers to avoid missing a moment of Taylor's crooning.
