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Another week, another hilarious comments roundup, and the critics, otherwise known as our loyal readership, were out in full force. We love hearing what you have to say, so we have done a deep dive on all our platforms to present a roundup of your most hilarious feedback, so that you may enjoy the shade just as much as we do. With that being said, keep the cringe-worthy puns, and for better or worse, poor humor, coming, so we may all be amused by your biting remarks.

This week, Off-White™ is put back on our radar, this time because of its new line of home goods — or as Virgil would say: "HOME" goods. While Off-White™ might be new to home decor, the label certainly knows where everything belongs, with unavoidable graphic embellishments leaving little room for misinterpretation. Speaking of must-cops, Nike introduced a mule version of its Air Force 1, bringing sneakerhead in the front and uncle in the back, for those who can't decide.

In other news, or better, in other glitches, Spotify accidentally uploaded a 15-year-old German rapper’s track to Future’s account and commenters were quick to point out how even German Future's sub-par bars were superior to the entirety of Future Future's rap game. Ouch. Finally, A$AP Rocky's Swedish assault case verdict is in, and the multi-millionaire rapper and his crew were charged a measly $1,300.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned stories about the new Off-White™ "HOME" goods and much more below.

The future of rap

Original Post: Spotify Accidentally Uploaded a 15-Year-Old German Rapper's Track to Future's Account

10. “… and everyone thought, 'Wow, Future actually brought some talent to the table.’” - Devin Aaron

Lil Run-Outta-Names

Original Post: Lil Baby & DaBaby Remake the Iconic 'Scarface' Chainsaw Bathroom Scene in "Baby"

9. “So you kids run outta names huh?” - Firdaus Azmi

I've seen stranger things

Original Post: Watch 'Stranger Things' Star Caleb McLaughlin Share His Covetable Sneaker Collection

8. “Why this nigga passed from 12 to 25 that quick?” - Iorx McFly

?

Original Post: Here's Your Chance to Cop the Travis Scott Air Jordan 1 Pack for $1 on StockX

7. “This just to make you forget your information prolly got hacked.” - Joel Olague

Your auntie can't be that pretty

Original Post: If A$AP Rocky Hadn’t Been Found Guilty, Sweden Could Have Owed Him Millions

6. “Looks like my auntie.” - Mandy Syler

The real MVP ?

Original Post: The #MuleBoyz Trend Is Just Getting Started If These Nikes Are Anything to Go By

5. “What a vibe. Cutting my AF1s now.” - Jackson Pearce

The fortune is secure ?

Original Post: Gucci’s $170 Leather Money Clips Are a Sleek Wallet Alternative

4. “To hold all 16 of my Dollars." - Jeremy Mann

Keep the change, Sweden

Original Post: A$AP Rocky Found Guilty but Avoids Prison Time in Swedish Assault Case

3. “An international frenzy over $1,300 lol ? Rocky coulda just gave the man his shoes and bounced 3 weeks ago.” -  Isaac Hembree

Pray for the hype beasts

Original Post: From Nike Partnerships to Converse Collabs, Cop These Coveted Fear of God Kicks

2. “They’re called ‘Fear of God’ because if you get caught wearing these, you shall be struck down." - Adam Burbey

"LOL"

Original Post: Off-White™ Launches Its First Ever Home Goods Collection

1.  “Most people change their bed sheets that little that they're off-white anyway ?.” - Elliott Forrester

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

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