Once again, our ever-sarcastic readership have let their opinions be known through a variety of biting, silly, and straight-up savage remarks. Your opinions mean a lot to us and we take our duty of rounding up a selection of the internet’s best comments very seriously. And we do it so that those of you not directly partaking in the banter may still enjoy all the light-hearted jokes made at the expense of others.

This Christmas week, Drake kept things humble. The “Champagne Papi” looked to have fallen on hard times when he was spotted working a shift at McDonald’s alongside his colleagues Future and 21 Savage. Pictures of the duo working at the fast-food joint had the internet roaring.

In other news, Anti Social Social Club and Ed Hardy united for a bejeweled collection we wish had stayed in 2006, Drake borrowed a flow to drop his new song “War”, and Drizzy’s secret-baby-exposer and nemesis Pusha T ironically had the nerve to condemn leaks.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the stories about Drake and Future’s McDonald’s stint, Pusha T’s stance on leaks and much more below.

Now, I ain’t sayin’ EMI a gold digger, but…

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Music Publisher EMI Just Reopened Its “Servitude” Lawsuit Against Kanye West

10. “Shouldn’t have told the public about that tax return Ye 😂” – Donnell Maddox

Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen

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Anti Social Social Club

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9. “This reminds me of a time I’m trying to forget” – Matthew Wells

8. “So Fetch!” – Jessie Ray Spivey

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell.. 🎶

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Kidult

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7. “When you not getting Triple S sneakers for Christmas.” – Mikkel Halskov Hansen

Adonis🤭

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6. “Push talmbout leakin some shit lol… ok.” – raw.arw

5. “But he leaked drakes son to the world😭” – ahmxdddd

RIP UK drill music

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4. “Ghost writers in East London earning Ps right now.” – Matt Kent Osborne

3. “Drake spinning a globe looking for his next accent.” – Jordan Grammer

“As long as the outcome is income”

Original Post: Drake & Future Were Spotted Working a Shift at McDonald’s

2. “Bet the ice cream machine was broken.” – Ross Turner

1. “Future’s child support bills must be racking up 😩” – Cristina Daniela

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Words by Sarah Osei
Staff Writer