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2018 may be (finally) coming to an end, but that hasn’t slowed down the news nor the comments. From the bottom of our hearts, we must thank you, dear readers, for taking time out of your schedules at this busy time of year to entertain us with your Dad-level puns, biting sarcasm, and general savagery. Without it, we might be at risk of taking this all too seriously.

Over the holiday period, Elon Musk was gifted a ring fit for an evil genius, which made us all admittedly nervous. Meanwhile, a forthcoming Black Mirror movie promises to thoroughly freak us out.

Next to this, Raf Simons unexpectedly left Calvin Klein, and took a subsequent New York Fashion Week show with him, whereas some sneakers were created that made commenters wish they’d never been born — the sneakers, that is.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned stories, as well as many more below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

Dr. Ian Malcolm, is that you?

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10. “Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.” – HALF TIMBER (Source: Highsnobiety)

But what if you catch an L on these? What then, Franco? What then?!

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Supreme®/Nike® Vapor Jet 4.0 Football Gloves. 12/27/2018

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9. “Can’t wait to use these to catch that L.” – Franco Parico (Source: Highsnobiety)

That’s my fetish

Highsnobiety / Eva Al Desnudo

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8. “You don’t ever really wanna wear Hedi Slimane’s clothes unless you are in a rock band… in London… and the year is 2005.” – Mikkel Halskov Hansen (Source: Facebook)

Absolutely not!

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Dear Elon Musk Please accept this 1 of 1 custom Diamond and Ruby #Tesla ring for being an inspiration to me and my best friend Paul aka @va_p100d FYI both of us own @teslamotors Model X P100D’s and both of us appreciate what you’ve done for Americans and the 🌎 FYI I have never gifted anyone a custom piece of jewelry in my career. In fact I have a long list of clients who are waiting to pay for a piece by me, but they’ll have to wait so that we could gift you this ring for Christmas. Why are we giving you this ring? Because you have motivated me and Paul to level up and push limits. 🙌🏼 This ring is made of solid Platinum and I custom cut diamond baguettes to spell out T-E-S-L-A. on the back of the ring… On the front of the ring I set a rare Trillion cut diamond to emphasize the “T” logo surrounded by round brilliant white diamonds(all diamonds used on this ring are VVS1 clarity). The rest of the ring is made of the highest quality rubies all pave set by hand. This ring was designed and created here in America, just like your cars. We salute you for giving almost 50,000 jobs to Americans and putting USA back on the map as a serious contender in the auto industry. The last successful US car company startup before Tesla was Chrysler and that was 90 years ago. You could have easily retired after you sold PayPal but you bet it all on Tesla and that takes BIG balls. Much respect. Please tell me where you would like us to deliver this ring. And thank you for being awesome.

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7. “Am I the only one that thinks this is something a supervillain would wear?” – Safi Graauw (Source: Facebook)

Careful, you’ll pull a muscle

Dr. Martens

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6. “If I met someone wearing these I’d force myself to vomit on them.” – Jack Clarke (Source: Facebook)

“Iced out, no stylist”


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5. “And Drake said don’t wear no 350s around him yet approves shit like this. 🙄” – Martine Avila (Source: Facebook)

Don’t insult the noble Turducken like that!


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4. “The Turducken of sneakers.” – James Duncan (Source: Facebook)

Leave Post (M)alone!

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3. “Can we get a GoFundMe going to pay for Post’s tattoo removal?” – Frank M Delgado Cáceres (Source: Facebook)



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2. “Yeah like, you’re gonna think you’re watching a movie on your laptop, but then it’s gonna show you that you are a laptop. #spooky #blackmirrored” – Brad Frechette (Source: Facebook)

K, bye.

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Original Post: Raf Simons Exits Calvin Klein

1. “Daddy Raf just said ‘thank u, next.’” – Mi Nguyen (Source: Facebook)

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