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With the past week having presented all manner of exciting events, both enriching and downright detrimental for the culture, we must take this opportunity to thank our loyal readership for berating each post with such sarcastic precision.

Much like Post Malone staying on-brand with his sold-out Crocs, our readers stayed true to themselves by regaling us all with their typical savagery and dad jokes; that is, jokes about dads.

It was a good week for the more advanced in age, with Dadcore being celebrated by Nike (twice, according to our commenters) and A$AP Rocky bringing grandma into the Gucci gang.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned stories, as well as many more below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

There’s a certain devilish charm to them

Crocs

Original Post: Post Malone Designed His Own Crocs

10. “These have a better smile on them than he does.” – Rob Swieeiczeioecrczek (Source: Facebook)

Civic Duty

ASSC

Original Post: Anti Social Social Club Drops a Capsule With Honda

9. “You just don’t understand it’s a Honda thing.” – Jose Reyes (Source: Facebook)

Is he even your dad if he doesn’t wear Air Monarchs?

Highsnobiety / Eva Al Desnudo

Original Post: How Nike’s Dadcore Air Monarch Became a Streetwear Phenomenon

8. “I don’t trust dads that don’t wear these or new balance.” – Tyler Allen (Source: Facebook)

Tyler, the Ranger

Camp Flog Gnaw / New Era

Original Post: Tyler, the Creator Launches Camp Flog Gnaw x New Era Headwear Merch

7. “Need that Urban sombrero.” – rmzo (Source: Highsnobiety)

Elon’s excitement isn’t catching

Tesla

Original Post: Elon Musk Couldn’t Be Anymore Excited for Tesla’s New Blade Runner-esque Pickup Truck

6.  “Looks like a van in the front, pickup in the back. I don’t really get it.” – sam B
“So… a truck mullet?” – msunderl (Source: Highsnobiety)

Respect your elders.

Getty Images / David Livingston

Original Post: The Drip | A$AP Rocky’s All-Gucci “Babushka” Red Carpet Look Is Arguably His Best Yet

5.  “A$AP Granny.” – Phillip Depaloma (Source: Facebook)

“I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad!”

Nike

Original Post: This Reflective, Marbled-Sole M2K Tekno Is Nike’s Most Daring Yet

4.  “Daring dads rejoice.” – Kevin Philbrick (Source: Facebook)

He’s a simple man.

Original Post: Joji Becomes First Asian Artist to Top Billboard R&B/Hip-Hop Album Chart

3. “I see an energy sword. so I liked it.” – HAKURU_15 NETWORKS (Source: Highsnobiety)

Poor Michelle.

Quality Control

Original Post: Takeoff’s ‘The Last Rocket’ Crashes and Burns

2. “Pretty sure it’s because Takeoff is the Michelle Williams of Migos.” – Sergio Pareno (Source: Facebook)

Harsh, but true, Darren.

Palace

Original Post: Here’s What’s Dropping at Palace Today

1. “If you’re reading this: you’re going to take an L.” – Darren Goban (Source: Facebook)

For more in comment-worthy news, the famously stylish Jeff Goldblum just dropped a line of band merch, and obviously you need it.

Weekend Editor

Another Australian in Berlin.

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