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With the past week having presented a colorful palette of events, both enriching and downright detrimental for the culture, we must take this opportunity to thank our loyal readership for berating each post with such sarcastic precision.

As we have come to learn, the comments game can feel as unsettling as Kanye West’s recent conversations with Donald Trump, but without such dubiousness, they wouldn’t resonate with quite the same quality as they do now. Next to this, Chance the Rapper made for one of the least convincing undercover Lyft drivers, Balenciaga continues to troll the fashion world with more ridiculously over-priced accessories, Hublot’s latest ceramic watch screams “insecure arriviste” according to one reader, and we are more sure than ever that Conor McGregor needs to stick to what he knows.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned stories, as well as many more below.

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

“Oh sorry, am I late?”

Getty Images / Oliver Contreras - Pool

Original Post: T.I. Blasts Kanye West After His Meeting With Donald Trump

10. “T.I. been living under a rock for the past two years?” – Marc Hasan Bieri (Source: Facebook)

IDGAF… the defining term of our generation

Getty Images / Saul Loeb

Original Post: adidas CEO Says Kanye West’s Behavior Is Part of the Package

9. “adidas said, ‘As long as they buying YEEZYs, IDGAF.’” – Keegan Barrie (Source: Facebook)

Safe swag

Nike

Original Post: Kendrick Lamar & Nike Made the Perfect House Shoe

8. “Life Prison Cortez” – Tomohiro Tokita Jr. (Source: Facebook)

#neverforget

HBO

Original Post: Drake Spills Everything on His Relationship With Kanye West to LeBron James

7. “Regardless how u wanna spin it, mans took a big fat L against Pusha.” – Howard (Source: Highsnobiety)

Going down like a sack of you know what

The Checkdown / Twitter

Original Post: Conor McGregor Roasted for Worst Throwing Technique Ever Before Cowboys vs. Jaguars

6.  “Someone put the word ‘dignity’ on that ball…” – Andrius Cawa (Source: Facebook)

Well, that would have been too obvious

Lyft / YouTube

Original Post: Watch Chance the Rapper Surprise Fans as an Undercover Lyft Driver

5.  “‘If you’re really Chance the Rapper where is your 3 hat?’” – Jose Luis Castro Jr. (Source: Facebook)

Stupid rich

Balenciaga

Original Post: Balenciaga’s Air Freshener-inspired Accessories Are Pure Luxe

4.  “$2,100 for the blue one! These prices are directly proportional with the stupidity of their clients.” – Bogdan Dicu (Source: Facebook)

Step aside Ye

Highsnobiety / Thomas Welch

Original Post: Kanye West Gives Ugandan President & School Children Free YEEZYs

3. “That’s cool and all, but LeBron gave Ohio a school.” – Michael Ireland (Source: Facebook)

At least they look good

Beats by Dr. Dre

Original Post: Beats by Dr. Dre Celebrates Mickey Mouse With 90th Anniversary Headphones

2. “Bass, bass, bass, no mids and no highs and more muffled bass.” – Mark Camilla Canar (Source: Facebook)

Always strive to be extra

Hublot

Original Post: Hublot Has Made the World’s First Vibrantly Colored Ceramic Watch

1. “Nothing says ‘insecure arriviste’ quite like a gaudy Hublot on your wrist.” – FlickaNash (Source: Highsnobiety)

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Words by Adam Mark
Weekend Editor

Adam is Highsnobiety’s Weekend Editor and splits his time between overseeing all weekend content and studying Economic and Social Communication at Berlin’s University of the Arts.

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