With yet another turbulent week behind us, our ever-sarcastic readership has risen up to let their opinions be known through a variety of biting, silly, and straight-up savage remarks. It is our happy duty to round up a selection of the very best, so that those of you not directly partaking in the banter may still enjoy all the light-hearted jokes made at the expense of others.

This week, we learned that Ben Simmons’ jokes will never get old, when the young NBA star balled out on a ridiculous, Travis Scott x Air Jordan 4-inspired Ferrari. Commenters were quick to react and point out the fact that time, and money, might have been better spent perfecting his jump shots. Everyone got in their feelings when we innocently ranked Quentin Tarantino's movies, and Tokyo unveiling the new 2020 Olympics medals was, according to our readers’ reactions, disappointing at best. And last, but certainly not least, Bill Burr dissed 40-year-old sneakerheads, and our readership took it very personally... and rightfully so!

In other news, photographer Marcus Hyde got roasted when we reported on his creepy behavior, others let their unfavorable opinions about the latest Old Town Road remix be known, and savvy influencers faking it got pulled into the wrong kind of limelight.

So, without further ado, we must take this opportunity to thank our loyal readers for berating each post with such sarcastic precision as we delve further into the shady depths of this week's top comments roundup.

Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming and in the meantime, check out the aforementioned story about Ben Simmons’ Jordan-Inspired Ferrari and much more below.

Mr. Optimisn over here...

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10. “7 seasons to build it up for the 8th season to ruin it all.” - Bart Portwood (Source: Facebook)

Remix 'til I can't no more

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9.  “Well, if this doesn’t bring about the apocalypse then nothing will." - John Elliott (Source: Facebook)

They’ll be coming for you instead, Aaron

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8. “BILL DEAD DOH.” - Aaron Givens (Source: Facebook)

Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion

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7. “Brace yourself... another 'Best of' list is incorrect.” - Jason Brothers (Source: Facebook)

Why you coming fast?

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6.“Imagine the screen freezing at 5th gear.” - Brandyn Stewart (Source: Facebook)

You don't say!

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5. “Lol are you telling me people online are living a fantasy?!” - Junior Elizalde (Source: Facebook)

I guess you won't find out, champ

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4.  “If you flip them over, will there be a Snapple Fact?” - Juan Sanchez (Source: Facebook)

You didn’t have to do him like that, Tyshawn! ?

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3. “I don't need the opinion of a person who eats butter with his rice…” - Tyshawn Stout (Source: Facebook)


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2. “Nigga look like Ty Quarter $ign.” - Kay Moretti  (Source: Facebook)


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1. “He better drive his ass to the gym and work on that broke ass jumpshot!” - Hakim Abdus-samad (Source: Facebook)

Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.

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