Another week, another hilarious comments roundup, and the critics, otherwise known as our loyal readership, are out in full force. We love hearing what you have to say, so we have done a deep dive on all our platforms to present a roundup of your most hilarious feedback, in the hopes that you enjoy the shade as much as we do. With that being said, keep the cringe-worthy puns, and for better or worse, poor humor, coming, so we may all be amused by your biting remarks.
Another eventful week has come and gone. This week we brought to you some truly great and banal moments, like when Kanye wore a mask, Lil Uzi Vert tried to make the “Futsal Shuffle” happen, and The Irishman’s insanely long run-time had some of us snoozing. But nothing quite beats the highlight of our week, which was when Kanye West was spotted wearing Nikes… Yes, you heard that right: the YEEZY founder and Swoosh-nemesis got caught slipping. This scandalous news, of course, led some commenters to posit theories about inflated YEEZY prices and the never-ending “checks over stripes” debate.
In other outrageous news, Pete Davidson had the nerve to ask his minuscule fan base to sign $1 million NDAs before his show. And Brazillian President Jair Bolsonaro finally named a cause for those raging Amazon fires — and it’s Leonardo DiCaprio?
Be sure to keep your funny, interesting, and bizarre comments coming, and in the meantime, check out the stories about Kanye West wearing Nikes, Leonardo DiCaprio setting the Amazon on fire, and much more below.
*Keeps them sea urchin-lookin’ mu’fuckas*
10. “Naaah man, keep them sea urchin-lookin mu’fuckas.” – Steven Letham
And on the third day, Jesus rose
9. “Me and the squad on a Monday after going on a 3 day bender.?” – yohannfurnell
XO ARCADE Lif3
8. “That’s not a dance. He’s just practicing to dominate someone the next time they play dance dance revolution.” – alex_kseries
C’mon, Paul, Twitter promised
7. “So far I have fallen asleep four times, I’m still not giving up on it.” – Paul Romain
Crazy! That’s exactly what it said in his mail!
Original Post: Kanye West’s New Favorite Accessory Is This Skull Mask
6. “’Hi, I’m Kanye West. I love this new skull mask. Hope you will too. Love always, Kanye.’” – Junior Elizalde
That’s how you know the drip is real
5. “Looks like someone kicked a hole through a styrofoam cup.” – Mitchell Wiggs
Body of Lies
4. “Well catch him if you can.” – Ruddie Ashton Burns
I don’t know who this man is.
3. “I would sign it. I wouldn’t want anyone else knowing I go to Pete Davidson comedy shows.” – Alex Cruz
Every pastor wears Nikes
Original Post: Kanye West Was Spotted Wearing Nikes at Thanksgiving
2. “Of course he is smart enough not to spend $350 on his shoes.” – Niko Ya
1. “When that crazy ex keeps making you come back.” – Ace Boogie
Please keep in mind these comments are meant to be taken as jokes and are only highlighted for the comedic effect they offer.